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Suomalaisten ympäristötietoisuus ei enää rajoitu vain hiilidioksidipäästöihin, mikäli Googlen hakutilastoihin on luottaminen, sillä hiljattain hakusana ”kadmium” on noussut räjähdysmäiseen suosioon. Lienee vain sattumaa, että kadmiumia on googlailtu poikkeuksellisen paljon lääkiksen etäpääsykokeen aikana.
TikTok
IRC-Galleria? Pilalla. Facebook? Pilalla. Instagram? Pilalla. Voi olla, että pian Q-kautinenkin joutuu vaihtamaan ensisijaista somealustaansa nuorekkaan imagonsa säilyttämiseksi.
SDP
Vappu jäi työväeltä juhlimatta, mutta ilmeisesti pääministerimme vakuuttavat esiintymiset ovat elvyttäneet uskon sosiaalidemokraattiseen aatteeseen. Valtioneuvoston linnan ikkunat helisevät vaskipuhallinorkesterin säestämien työväen marssien tahtiin!
Hanhet
Kevätaurinko helottaa pilvettömältä taivaalta, ja turvavälein jonotetut jäätelöt sulavat tötteröissään. Vielä kun löytyisi puisto, jonne valkoposkihanhet eivät olisi ennättäneet…
Laskussa
Mocsu
Monelle lääkisläiselle kovin tärkeä oppimiskeskuksemme on joutunut joustamaan Muumitalolta omaksutuista aukioloajoista ja ovet on laitettu säppiin. Pahinta ikävää voi kuitenkin lievittää Habbon virtuaali-Mocsussa (huoneen nimi: ”Oppimiskeskus Mocoma”)
Jodelin taso
”Mihin kannattaa erikoistua?”, ”Mistä saan halvimmat Birkenstockit?”, ”Oonko liian vanha lääkikseen, jos oon 21?”
Kättelyt
Oletko jo joutunut tilanteeseen, jossa uuden ihmisen tavatessasi alat vanhasta tottumuksesta ojentaa kättäsi, mutta lopputuloksena on vain kiusallinen olkavarren heilautus?
Tekstiviestit
Näitä ei saa enää edes isovanhemmilta. SMS-liikenne palvelee nykyään vain iPhonensa Nokia 3310:n vaihtaneita hipstereitä.
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